Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers )

If I could come up with a good Post Title, everything would be alright. But it seems I cannot. Come up with a good Post Title. So why ( you are asking) are you still typing? I am glad you asked! I am still writing because even something as contrived and labored as this is better than sitting staring at a blank, wordless Post window. God! I would hate to be a real Writer, with deadlines to meet and Advances to justify. The pressure must be enormous. But…wait a minute! The Wakefield Doctrine tells us that most Writers are rogers, in particular the Writers that achieve significant popular/commercial sucess. Stephen King, Harold Robbins, Ernest Hemingway (pretending to be a scott, lol), Leo Tolstoy, Danielle Steel, J.K. Rowling  You do not believe me? Well here is a photograph of one of these people. Tell me he is not a roger!

 So,  my point? My point is the Wakefield Doctrine is useful in an incredibly diverse range of aspects of your day-to-day life! At work, at home and at play, if you know that a person is a clark or a scott or a roger then you (will) know what they will like, and what they will hate and whether, (and this is the important part of this Post)…seriously, if you take nothing else from this short and on-the-fly Post, take this following bit of information to heart and your time spent here today will be well worth it! The information I am going to impart is a double edged sword of knowledge, but it is so damn useful, I cannot resist….and besides a certain percentage of you Readers will feel your head swell up, some of you will laugh and the rest will get mad. What the Wakefield Doctrine can allow you to know about a person you have not even met, and this is something that totally none of those other ‘theories of personality’ can tell you is this:
if the person you are meeting for the first time is:

• a clark…. then they are crazy,
• if they are a scott… then they are stupid and
• if they are a roger… then they are dumb.

Go ask them Oscar-Meyers-Briggs folks if they be offering such insight. Go ahead, ask ’em….and be prepared to be lied to….frickin rogers! And yes, I can prove my assertion!