while hexis (the root word of the modern hectic) is reserved for deeper and more active dispositions, such as properly getting to know something in a way that it will not be easily forgotten; in the more action-related context, when one thing makes and the other is made, there is between them an act of making…
(uh ohh…)
No!, wait don’t leave. End of long and active week here at the Doctrine. As longtime Readers already know, a good percentage of the words are ‘straight outta clarkville’
When I’m called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that’s how I’m goin out
For the punk motherfuckers the clarks, scotts and rogers that’s showin out
Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker a follower of the Doctrine like that
with a gat that’s pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain’t no tellin when I’m down for a jack move development of my other aspects
Here’s a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don’t make me act the motherfuckin clarklike, scottian or rogerian fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I’m knockin niggaz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that I’m down with the capital C-P-T(copyright or whatever and total props and respect to NWA and the Dr and them…hpoe ya don’t mind…sorry to say a lot of you might be rogers…just sayin)
Why thank you Jimmie, we are all very amused. As the final assignment for Summer school you have out-done yourself, in fact, your, “What I am LEarning at SUmmer School” is so good, that I think we need you to complete your Summer Session working with Mr. B. No, you are welcome. We know you have great potential and if anyone can teach that throwing away that which is valuable for a shot at something new and exciting, it is our trusty janitor.
Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers). The Wakefield Doctrine is a unique and useful and fun way to look at the behavior of others. Utilizing the Wakefield Doctrine, the actions and reactions of those people in our lives, at home, at work, at school and at play finally makes sense. With the perspective of the Doctrine you will not only know ahead of time what they will do, but you will know why they do the things that they do. The theory of clarks, scotts and rogers is the only effective self-help system available. Step right up.
(Sorry about the commercial. Had a busy Reader week, clearly we are getting people who have not been here before and we thought it would be best to try and encapsulate the whole Doctrine Experience… very funny Jimmie, now put down your classmate, he died way before you were even born.)
Let’s review the week, take a look at the weekend and get out with some calm and sensical music videos.
The new Feature: the Good…the Bad…Decide Right Now!! seems to be well received. There was good Commentation from our regular, non-multi tasking DownSprings and Progenitors. Big thankout to Ms. AKH and glenn and the (Progenitor) roger. There was the start of some good discussion but more importantly there were some insightful associations between the Cooking Shows and the Doctrine.
For the weekend expect to see a continuation of the discussion, specifically which of the three would be the best Teacher of Cooking. Should be fun, fun, fun.
And, even though people seem to have difficulty commenting on both the daily Post and the Feature Post, we will have another next week. Topics under consideration include: Home Improvement (DIY), Cop Shows and Animal Shows. Anyone has any suggestions…by all means (actually ‘by Comment’) let us know and we will take it under advisement.
Wakefield Doctrine Lesson of the Day. Damn, there has been so much in the course of the Doctrine at work. That whole business of ‘balance’ among the three types (clarks, scotts and rogers) that was very interesting (clark) exciting(scott) useful(roger).
Done! lol (Hey it’s Summertime…we don’t have to spend all our time in a classroom). Come on, it’s a tribute to the Doctrine that we get even one word from our scottian Readers at this time of year, they be out playin’ (Well, there is the use the work computer as a diversion, “what are those crazy Wakefield people up to” kind of thing.) Allow me to say, we do not care where you come from, as long as you are here.
Glad to have you, tell your friends today. (Quick little Doctrine assignment/lesson: you clarks? tell your scottian friend…scott? safest bet is your clarklike friend (where? right fuckin next to yer! jeez) and rogers? I would tell you to tell your clarklike friend, as they would offer the most “return value” but we both know that if you tell anyone it will be a scott, sort of as a light vinaigrette on the top of your damn head.)
OK Weekend music Mr. B?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aVbJhg23Ao(lol only our old rogers is gonna like that one! a little more contemp?)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xct6ag_lady-antebellum-need-you-now_musicWho sez I can’t pander to my readership?!! I’ll show you pander…
About clarkscottroger
Well, what a coincidence! The Antebellum family named their daughter Lady. Seems more like a dog’s name, but hey, she’s THEIR daughter. But, the Gaga family also named their daughter Lady. Another family named their baby-girl a dog’s name. What are the odds? And they both grew up to become…er…uh…singers? I guess. I was PISSED. The antebellum vid MAKES you sit through a fucking commercial! You can’t X out of it. So I sit through the fucking commercial–only to find out the vid wasn’t worth 1 second of my life–and I sat through that fucking commercial for THAT? No wonder she was named after a fucking dog!
Ah, but Smoke Smoke Smoke–calmed me right back down. My kind of music. The Cody family named their son Commander. Rare name. Maybe you could name a dog that. Not many people have that name. Do his friends call him Commy?
I know. I know. The WD is not a video reviewing site. But still. MAKING me sit through a commercial. I’ll be pisseed about that all day. I never heard of Lady Antebellum, but I fucking hate her now.
there there, there there…(lol)
There were words and thoughts and concepts above the videos (which be grateful that they are putting commercials in, ’cause that is probably the only thing holding back the dmc. And if they show up all you will have are words)
Besides if you don’t vote for the Good…the Bad how can you complain, huh? how can you? I have not seen anyone decide (Right Now!!) which of the listed programs are Good and which are Bad…
(for myself I don’t see a lot of difference tween Lady G and your boy Louis..both working the audience consistent with the prevailing milieu…dude)
Glenn, baby. Pay attention here. There is an X in the upper right hand corner of the vid – Click on it and you mute the commercial. Then you spend the next 14 seconds in silence contemplating your comment (LOL) and voila! you are looking at the video in question.
Yes, yes, I know life is short. So why are you still smoking?!
er…people…there is this little subject…Waco Defense…no Witefield Domain…Doctrine My Eyes….damn
oh yeah! the Wakefield Doctrine!! Thats it…tell about the Doctrine DS1…tell about the Doctrine…why do I keep you people…
…except for AKH you guys are like a bunch of prozac’d terriers…running around…falling asleep…getting up and running around…careful people you might bump into an interesting topic of discussion, yo.
Anyone seen the show “Whale Wars” on Animal Planet? It’s pretty cool. A huge animal activist group is trying to stop the Japanese from killing whales. The boat is called the Sea Shepherd. Fitting. You really should check it out. Friday nights at 9 p.m. e.s.t. Once you watch it I swear you’ll become addicted by the extremes these guys go to to stop the Japanese fleet. They’re in Antarctica which is supposed to be a sanctuary for whales. But it is not patrolled. The Japanese claim they’re doing research but their “mothership” processes, packs and freezes the meat delivered from the harpoon vessels which hunt down and kill these beautiful, graceful creatures. The Sea Shepherd crew is determined to stop them by whatever means necessary in order to avoid the distinction of minke and other types of whales. Peak your interest? Check it out tonight.
…maybe I will do a the Good…the Bad…Decide Right Now!! Animal Shows next
(two questions though)
1) Have you voted on the Good and the Bad…Cooking Shows? (Can only vote on Listed Programs)
B) this Whale Show…who are the clarks, the scotts and the rogers
(I will presume to add, ex cathedra: depends on the emoting factor…tons of emote= “hello, rogers“)
It’s fun when you say “ex cathedra”. That means something that used to be a church, right? So why do you say it all the time? You’re not writing about churches, or ex-churches. What’s wrong with you? And why did you censor my last comment, you Nazi mother-fucker. No offense.
…you’re funny…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80nIUEVFTZ4
literally, ‘from the chair’…with the authority that comes from one’s rank or office: often specif. with reference to papal pronouncements, on matters of faith or morals, that have authoritative finality
ya mutt
I LOVE Ray Liotta’s belly laugh…can’t think of the movie where he really let’s it go……
It’s what just came out of me. LOLOL
Responding to AKH’s comment, Whale Wars does indeed sound interesting. I enjoy pretty much all animal programs as long as the killing (of them) is not too graphic. NO, change that to not shown at all, bleeding clark that I am. The indignation however does belong to the rogers. scotts will laugh and/or start clapping for the victor(animal on animal) because there is the law of the jungle. Right?
Yes, I voted.
I’ll have to get back to you about who’s who. Perhaps you should watch it and get an idea of the “key” people. Be interesting to see who you think is who. Shit, am I in “Who-Ville”?
The killing has only been shown once and it was very upsetting to watch. But no, it is not a graphic show. In fact, The Sea Shepherds didn’t see it at all from the ship. It was the “scout” in the chopper who saw it getting harpooned. The show does not focus on the actual killing, but rather the efforts and determination of The Sea Shepherds to close down Japanese whaling and the tactics they use. Some pretty uncoventional.
…”Do they speak English in Who?! English…”
(hey lets have the master say it…)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPHuE5pDlEs
While scotts are, of course, the predators and rogers the prey…rogers will attack things (and therefore could be the whalers and the anti-whalers)…from the description of the whale-shooting guys, there is just too much…routine…organisation…for them to be scotts… lol scottian whalers would be diving in the water or fighting each other for who gets to throw the harpoon…now rogers…they would have the process down to a science…almost clinical
the anti-whaling guys might be any of the three (though the clarks would be tough to see, of course. but I bet you will spot the scotts…but the guy on the commercials (for the show)…I’m thinking heifer…
lmfao…. Very well put. And yes, they do speak English in Who-Ville (you know, How the Grinch Stole Christmas).
That would be Paul Watson, a noted activist for various causes for decades. And there definitely is a clark on board.
Did I mention how much I enjoyed the variation on the gangsta:)?
My guess is Dr. Dre is a clark, Eazy-E was a scott and Ice Cube… the roger.