Back to work/school/summer vacation.  Tough time settling on a second video, seem to be stuck in a clarklike rut. (kind of an oxymoron, eh wot?)  To give you a sense of how slow the process has been this morning, it has taken 45 minutes to get this far.  The music vids are usually the most fun, if not time consuming, but I got totally bogged down with a lot of clarklike stuff. (Actually it was in search of subtitle material that got me on the clark trail, started with Lyle then for some reason the subject of ‘time’, which lead, of course, to Cyndi (she is such a clark!) (in fact despite the fact that I gave up on her as a music video, back she comes.) Screw this, “oh I am so confused, this is so difficult, bullshit”…

Hey, Cyndi! which way to the ’80s, yo.

 Cyndi is a clark.  Even without the  song lyrics, you would know her the minute you saw the damn clothes.

Back to the planned Post.

Hey Readers! (yes, you).
I happen to know that at least 50% of the Readers looking at this today have been with us for at least six months.  And , no this is not going to be one of those please write a Comment, we want to know you are out, Posts.  We do know you are out. (and I lied…about the Comments.) I do want you to leave a Comment.  I would like to get a sense of the demographics of our little Reader pool.  At the bottom of this Post is a place to leave a Comment.  Click on it. (You will be prompted to type your name, email address (it says we will not publish it, knucklehead*) and website if any.  Do this thing.  And simply tell us which of the three you are.  Pretty simple, isn’t it?

The Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers), besides being a wonderful way to look at yourself and those around you, is a tool that we are only beginning to appreciate.  That is, what the Doctrinesays about the result of today’s Poll. (And it does make an initial statement, but that would not be fair to Studley ’cause Studley be in the UK and they don’t check in until much later in the day.) But the Doctrine predicts things about clarks, scotts and rogers that even the Progenitors did not realize.  Cool.

So the rest of the Post is going to be us…waiting.
Why, waiting for you to send in your damn comment…(damn…have not picked out the photos for the top and the lead page.  Shit, given the way things have been going this morning, I shouldn’t plan on getting away from this computer for another hour or so….)

Hey, did you know that?…(nah, wouldn’t be fair to the clarks out there.) Come on, the poor bastards have to work hard enough just to get through the day without adding that information to the general understanding of “the behavior of those around us, at home at work at school and at play”.  And even though, bottom line, clarks have more strength than the other two combined, it is twisted up in such a way that the effort to get to the (benefit) of this strength is hardly ever worth the effort.  Or so it seems to most clarks. (Which is really too bad, as that is the beginning of the understanding that clarks need to get to, in order to stop the un-necessary suffering.)

So, done yet?  I’m not seeing no Comments, amigos!  Come on, binyons…a little help here.
(Comments from DownSprings and Progenitors do not count.  I know what they are, hey I created them…like I need to know that glenn is a scott and roger is a roger and DownSpring#1 is a clark..a fuckin blindman could see that…)

*oxoymoron: Samuel Goldwyn is credited with more of these, aka  Yogi Berra type statements than frickin Yogi is, attend:

To paraphrase Jimi Hendrix…”put that damn keyboard, down!”

Lyle!! you up dude, take this Post…put it in a burlap bag, tie a knot in the open end, hit the whole thing with a bat a few time and throw it off a bridge…

Lesson of the Day? the Doctrine predicts that there will be three Comments, all but one of them will be lying about which of the three (clarks, scotts or rogers) they are…which would make them scotts.