We have been on a run of ‘practical’ Posts for the last few days, let’s see if we can keep it going. ( …oh boy!…I’ll go hold the door…no sense having people getting  hit on their way out… ).
Yes, I am apparently going to use the ‘virtual high school student’ device today, any of you have a problem with that?  No one is making you read this and you have no opinion as evidenced by the nearly pristine Comments section below, so shut your pieholes.
I will write us a fairly short Post today, all I need to do is make it until June 26, 2010.  And, no I am not going to do the pseudo-mysterious, “what could be the significance of that date”? kind of obvious schtick.  Genuinely not caring this am.  It is the day of the first Post of this thing, this Wakefield Doctrine.   All of you are (just about), (let’s make that ‘…22 days short of…’) 12 months closer to being dead.  As in dying.  As in your life span is decreasing at a steady and reliable rate of 24 hours every day.
(Hey try this little mind game that clarks have all used, think back to a June day in 1990.  What were you doing?  Do you remember how you felt, the plans you had for the future?  I mean the real, long term, ‘well-we-don’t-have-to-do-anything-today-about-it’ plans.  You know the kind of plans you discussed with friends after coming home from your job (the one that was not really your real job), you talked about what you would be doing soon… ok so there you are/were and here you are today…Wednesday June 2, 2010 a whole new decade in a whole new century.  Did you think you would be here/now/doing this?  And if you can, now imagine sitting here…10 years from now…(this is the clarklike part, hey! someone call the scotts back and tell the rogers they can open their eyes now). All done.

What’s the deal with Robert Deniro being such a clark?  (For the record, with actors and performers it must be taken into consideration that the character being portrayed is just that, a character.  But when the same character (in the Doctrine sense of the word) comes back again and again, sorry folks, gotta call it as I see it.  DeNiro in Taxi Driver:

And just in case you are new (to the Doctrine) or a little on the dense side…here is a another ‘side-by-side’ with a clark and a scott:

That should do for today, seeing ‘the look’ come over most of your faces.  Time to wrap this Post up and toss the kibble to the scotts and let you get on with your “day” (remember…”one day closer to…” as Mr Floyd be sayin).

The Wakefield Doctrine lesson.  Real damn simple, Deniro is a clark.  Not only that, but he totally demonstrates/illustrates what it is to be a clark (in the Taxi Driver clip).  Jesus Christ people, he is rehearsing being crazy.  Does anyone of you Readers know why (and can effectively express why) this proves that clarks are dominant over scotts and rogers?  ( …me! I know!! I know!!… )
Sorry Miss Sullivan, these “Readers” have to step up at some point in the process.  The information is here, the lesson is here, the secret of the damn universe is here.  You can lead clarks, scotts and rogers to water but… ( …but the clarks will look around for a trap and not want to appear to be thirsty, the scotts will claim it and use it to trade for sexual favors and food and the rogers will create organised religion! lol!!!… )
Very good, Janie you have provided these silent schmoos with the correct answer.

Alright. Mr. B, if you will?

err, Meester hanitor, Meester hanitor I theenk that las song she over 10 minutes long…those poor, poor scotts…dey started chasing their tales at about 1:55 into the song. watcho got for dem? something bouncy eh?

…a little tough to see, but audio not bad…wtf I go to all this trouble to bloglift ( clark-coined 2010), a video and the least they can do is provide better production values…I don’t know why I bother sometimes…