Christmas -the Wakefield Doctrine-
December 25, 2024 by clarkscottroger · 3 Comments
Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers) ...as little gift to ourselfs, this RePrint found as we searched for a holiday post yesterday, the Eve of Saint Christmas. thank god that’s over! the Wakefield Doctrine (“it’s totally not true that clarks experience distress during major holidays…. bitch”) December 25, 2013 Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers) You know how I just got through writing how Christmas is such a clarklike holiday? And how we said that, because clarks are all kinds of self-less and giving and such, that we do Christmas better’n the other two, at least in the old-school sense of the word? It’s true. clarks do totally rock the Christmas spirit. So, why the developing un-ease as the Day itself is upon us? (Many clarks report a sense of: tiredness, reduced excitement, blunted affect, irritability, anogasmia, a desire to take up smoking cigarettes … Click to Read More
-the Wakefield Doctrine- ‘a short-little Xmas post’ [a bonus Café Six]
Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers) This is an early (by a day) Six Sentence Story. Holiday post tomorrow am. Then this and perhaps another Six. The tall, thin man sat behind the Office Supply Depot grey-metal desk, frothy Christmas music breaking against the office door, waves of cultural […]
TToT -the Wakefield Doctrine-
Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers) This is the Doctrine’s season-appropriate contribution to the Ten Things of Thankful (TToT) bloghop. On this occasion of the 837th installment of the grat blog that no-less esteemed an virtual literary publication than “Bloggers On The Move” (1957 ed) said of the TToT: […]
Six Sentence Story -the Wakefield Doctrine- [an Ian Devereaux Six]
Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers) This is the Wakefield Doctrine’s contribution to the Six Sentence Story bloghop. Hosted by Denise it has but one rule: make it Six Sentences, binyons Prompt word: DIP “Sidown.” The two career-drinkers at the bar dividing the Bottom of the Sea’s Strip Club […]
Six Sentence Story -the Wakefield Doctrine-
Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers) This is the Wakefield Doctrine’s contribution to the Six Sentence Story bloghop. Hosted by Denise it has but one rule: make it Six Sentences, binyons Prompt word: DIP “Honey, wake up,” the man heard his wife’s voice as if from a distance, the […]
2sdae -the Wakefield Doctrine-
Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers) As has been the case so often since this blog saw the 6500k light of its first virtual day, we have a Comment to prompt today’s Wakefield Doctrine post. Damn! Sorry. Fell into visual mode there for a second. Kinda like the deep […]
What is the Wakefield Doctrine?
the Wakefield Doctrine (“…and you say this has been around since, what…1984?”)
Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers) The Wakefield Doctrine is a perspective on the world around us and the people who make it up. It is predicated on the idea that we, all of us, are born with the potential to experience the world from one of three perspectives, that […]
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the Wakefield Doctrine Manifesto
hey!! dig this the Wakefield Doctrine Manifesto (I have a dream): that there is a place, a life, where clarks are free to be assholes and not regret a single negative response from those around us, to live in a world where we are free to be boastful and self-promoting without fear of our heads […]