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you can't pronounce 'scott' without the (silent) HEY!

September 13, 2010 By

Alright people…. listen up…

Today it’s time to give writing paper “CY” a big welcome.

She has been disciplining herself to the ways of the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers) and has discerned that she is a self-proclaimed clark. Way to go CY! Can’t wait to hear from you.

I’m sure that at this stage of the game she has already figured out “who” some of you are.

Wouldn’t you like to know? Then you know where to head.

Also have to give props to my man, Doug Borden for directing me to places where, in one instance, we have a reader/writer of the Top 5 Websites with Fun and Insightful Psychological Tests (makeuseof.com) who has created a link to the Wakefield Doctrine. Yes folks, it’s real! And the word is spreading. So jump on the bus. We promise it will be a great ride.

Oh, and by the way, once you think you’ve figured out “who” you are, you can purchase a one-of-a-kind hat (for your damn head) for only $19.51. Hell, it’s a steal. And with Christmas right around the corner it makes a great stocking stuffer. So start reading the damn posts already.    

“…you’re damn right I said that!!”

AKH-ette
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MS. AKH? you have the floor

August 27, 2010 By

“I’m thinking maybe we need to come up with some more “buzzwords” that are included when a person is directed to the Wakefield Doctrine website.

It (the blog) already contains  the Wakefield Doctrine, personality, clarkscottroger. Not that those aren’t good, but they are very specific to the site and make it harder for us to appear in more popular searches related to “behavior”,” theory”,” personality” But they should be words that appear frequently. For example, if you’re directed to the Wakefield Doctrine web site, it’s because of the words that describe it, i.e.

Theory, 3 personality types, 3 human behaviors.

Both the search words and the words in the description (“welcome to…..” ) need to appear in each.”

“Maybe if we added something to “the Wakefield Doctrine …theory of clarks…. ” For example, theory of 3 distinctive personalities and their behavior.

“Personality”, “personality type” and “behavior” are popular searches.

So if , in addition to, “Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of ….)”, we add something like “a fun place to understand the theory of 3 personality types and their behavior.”   Maybe experiment by adding those words to the description/introduction on the website. It can always be changed.”

“The words in bold would be what directs a person unknowingly to our website, among others, without looking specifically for it under “the Wakefield Doctrine.. They would be using search terms like “personality type”, “human behavior”, “personality”, “theory”

I don’t know. Just thinking.”

“…you’re damn right I said that”…

AKH-ette

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the Good…the Bad…Decide Right Now!!*****Animal Shows*****

July 21, 2010 By

OK second installment of essay writers online this oh-so, so-so popular Feature in which we examine ’em, the most reliable of cultural markers….cable TV shows.  

This week: Animal Shows  

Our cialis cheap Contestants are:  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whale Wars                    rogers…a ship full of rogers going up against a muderous ship full tadalafil no prescription of……not so jolly……rogers………..aarrrh  

Dog Whisperer  Cesart Millan. Interesting thing here is not that Cesar is a scott, the interesting thing is that when he goes to a family’s home to do whatever he do to the dog, the wife is virtually always a clark!
I suspect I know the reason, but it is more fun to just watch and you will see clear examples of the realtionship dynamic between a scottian male and a clarklike female.  (Husband is almost always a roger, big surprise there, lol)  

Dogs 101 simple plot…dogs 3 different breeds per episode, it is the humans we are after, of course. No real star here, just some ‘experts’ who are there to do Commentary on each of the breeds being profiled.

Interesting note, when it comes to breeders/handlers: male = scott, female = roger. Hardly a scottian or a clarklike female to be found among them.  

 

Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom Hey Marlin!

I been watchin you….an I know you been watchin me….  

Animal Shows…which ones are the animals?…

(polls)

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the Good…the Bad…Decide Right Now!! ********Cooking Shows********

July 14, 2010 By

Welcome to the First “the Good…the Bad…Decide Right Now!!

This Week the object of our Judgement generic cialis professional is…Cooking Shows
We will present the Best Cooking Show and the Worst Cooking Show and you, the Reader will be asked to decide which is cialis soft tavs which…Right Now!!

(otherwise the Title will simply not make sense).
The criteria and standards for judging something Good or Bad is not only totally arbitrary, but subject to change as we see how well this thing is going to work. At present, the Judgementees will be presented by (your Writer) and any Progenitor or DownSpring we can inveigle upon to contribute. The process will be to put it out there and see if anyone cares. Just so this does not appear totally random, in case of ties, we will turn to Friend(s) of the Doctrine,  Mel (Spatula in the Wilderness) and Jason (Project: Enlightment). (“Hey guys hope this elevation to final arbiter does not come as too much of a surprise”)

So let us do this thing.

Cooking Shows: the nominees are:

America’s Test Kitchen aka “the Potato Show” so called because the first time we came across the show, they did the entire episode on what was the best way to make Mashed Potatoes…every possible variation and permutation, including but not limited to using half ‘n half and the true role of parsley…clark?  now why would you think that?…lol

Good Eats another clark but with much more flair for entertainment

At Home with Giada yes, she is a scott…what gave that away? the neck things or the eyes?  either are a valid way to detect the scottian female

Emeril the Willard Scott of chefs…ample demonstration that  nothing is undignified, as long as you can get the audiance to watch

Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee one of the craziest scottian women to be on or running  her own cooking show…you go tell her to stop

Paula’s Home Cooking fake-accent, fake friendly rogerian female with the sincerity of an out-of-work IRS agent

Yan Can Cook “look at that”…”look at that”…”look at that”…”look at that”

UPDATE  July 15 2010

Hey, found this on the ‘remarks’ section of the youtube page that I got the music vid from, real quick now, clark, scott or roger?

…”I’m a big fan of the Food Network. Even though I can barely cook myself, I still learn how the best ways to cook new and exciting dishes. I learned how to cook eggs properly thanks to Alton Brown’s show, Good Eats. Now that show is funny because Alton Brown can act like such a dweeb, but he cracks me up. His show is freakin’ hilarious. I just can’t stop laughing sometimes”…

(Sorry, way too easy.) anyway, love the version of the Temptations song that they use behind the promo for one of their new rogerian competition shows. Here, take a listen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKS3lkuR6A

OK, that should get you in the mood to vote. Now tell us which of the shows listed above is:
…the Good
…the Bad

Decide Right Now!!  (sorry, seemed a lot more cleverer at 4:00 am lol)

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