Yes, I could publish a Post with only a subtitle and some aquisified1 music videos.
But that would be cheating2 and as we all know it is wrong3 to do that/this. So we won’t. But since we are on the subject of shortcuts as found in blogs of theories of personalities it would seem to beg the question4 which is a journalistic style of saying, hey fuck you I won the debate on the initial premise that I did not bring up and now, as the old joke goes, “we’re just haggling over price”.
Where was I? Shit! I forget…started doing the footnote thing which, which requires spending time to go and do some extra format thing so that the little number thingie shows up and then go back to the bottom of the page to write the footnotes5 which are the supposed punchline6. Damn, lost the thread.
When all else fails, get back to the reason for this blog: the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)!
(…ok…I’m here….hellooo anyone around?….shit…don’t make me wake up the only imaginary character that is still around…Jimmy, of course! everyone else is off somewhere for the Summer Vacation).
Better now, back to our topic/theme/point-less Post.
What’s the deal with rogers? They always act so put upon. You know, you go up to one, ask for some help or (even) offer some help and what’s the first thing you get? Is it:
a) “why no I don’t mind giving you a hand”…
b) ” Hey! love to have the extra help on that, really appreciate it…” (or)
c) “What do you want? Can’t you see how busy I am? Man, you are really slowing me down, sure if you really, really need to lend a hand…wait you got that all wrong God…how did you get this far…this is the second time today this has happened to me…why does this always happen to me…everytime I go out of my way to help you people it is always the same thing, I have to do it all myself…I probably will have to do it all myself…yeah…thanks a lot.
Ok, Wakefield Doctrine Lesson of the Day!!! After seeing the above multiple choice question in print7 it became immediately clear that one of the trickier ways to know the type you are either dealing with or are observing is the different way a person responds to the other two types. Which is the long way8 to say, “the roger cited above is responding to either a clark or a scott, which of the two is it?
….put down your pencils.
The correct answer is “D” a clark. (Of course the other person is a clark, if the roger in this example were interacting with a scott, response “C” would have been the metaphorical equivalent of reaching out, grabbing salt and pepper, sprinkling it on his own head.)
The more interesting question is why is that a characteristic of the clark/roger interaction as opposed to the scott/roger interaction. And we will save that for another day. Right now I have to come up with a few more, “Man! how do they come up with this shit”!! Too funny” footnotes, some pictures or images to do the Lead in with and finally try to frame the music videos in a manner that will elicit a Comment from you people.
So on with the music. First up is the original and the second is a cover (by Prince). (Tell me Prince does not have style! Not just the girl rhythm section, anyone would think of that, it’s the initial setup with the bass player sitting on a couch. That is the creativity that is the hallmarks of those wacky clarks.)
1 (ah-quiz-if-fied) to use with or without specific and/or appropriate permissions
2 (chi-ting) to take advantage of/utilize resources from unsuspected and/or surprised suppliers
3 (roar-awng) the complementational aspect to conventional and/or societal approval
4 The Latin phrase for “beg the question” is petitio principii, which means “assume the initial point.”
5 Footnotes are most often used as an alternative to long explanatory notes that can be distracting to readers. Most literary style guidelines (including the Modern Language Association and the American Psychological Association) (lol) recommend limited use of foot and endnotes. However, publishers often encourage note references in lieu of parenthetical references. Aside from use as a bibliographic element, footnotes are used for additional information or explanatory notes that might be too digressive for the main text…Yeah I so totally agree!!
6 The final part of a joke; the word, sentence, or exchange of sentences that is intended to be funny and provokes laughter from the listeners.
That was quite a build-up for such a puny punch line.
7 …as opposed to ‘on screen’ in turn as opposed to represented by fuckin, heisenbergian, non-locational specific, frickin electrons
