Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers )
The Video (of Video Friday) is still in a pre-pre-production status. While we wait, lets talk a little about the fun that you can have with the Wakefield Doctrine.
The Wakefield Doctrine is genuinely fun for people/children/animals and senior citizens of all ages, backgrounds and interests! I know what you are saying, “Well! Those are some mighty Bold Claims, Mr/Ms ‘Whoever-it-is-that-Writes-these-often-amusing-sometimes-tiresome‘ Posts”
Well, simply put, ‘I accept your damn challenge!’
Bullet-pointed Ways that the Wakefield Doctrine can give you crazy fun today:
- figure which of the three personality types you are and try to act like one of the other two*
- look at the person physically closest to you right now and figure out if they are a clark, scott or roger**
- stop following these directions and go and read some of the suggested Posts at the bottom of this page
- allow yourself ‘the right’ to cancel all current New Year’s Resolutions, provided that you write to us and ask for a Wakefield Doctrine hat (for your damn head)
- take off all your clothes and very quietly-Video is Ready!
* lets continue the MS list format thing:
- as a scott you will immediately do a poor, over-exagerated caricature and then lose interest;
- as a roger you will mull it over and dismiss the whole notion that you could even begin to fit your massive personality into the puny, puny containers of the other two personality types and finally
- if you are a clark…you are excited by the idea, but then become careful not to show how much you would enjoy being one of the other two personality types, ( or …the scott in any event)
** (same with this footnote):
- if you are a scott: they are a roger;
- if you are a clark…:there is no one that close…(and)
- if you are a roger, the person is a clark, but you will ignore them in favor of the nearest scott










