A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar in New York reminiscing about home.
“Back in me pub in Glasgow,” brags the Scotsman, “fer every four pints of stout I order, they give me one fer free!”
“In me pub in London,” says the Englishman,”I pay fer two pint’s o’ Guiness and they give me a third one free!”
“That’s nuthin’” says the Irishman, “Im my pub back in Dublin, you walk up to the bar, they give the first pint fer free, the second pint fer free, the third pint fer free — and then they take you upstairs and you have sex for FREE!”
“Is that true?” asks the Scotsman. “Has that really happened to you?”
“Well, no,” says the Irishman, “but it happens to me sister all the time!”
Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine! This thing is so efficacious it’ll make you puke. No, really! the Wakefield Doctrine does everything those other personality type idiots claim to be able to do, except that this is the real deal. I wouldn’t lie to you. Now those other people who write these Posts, them guys say ‘you got to understand this, and you need to appreciate that…fuck that. They’re right and it will work like they say, but that don’t mean nothin, if you don’t use it right and have fun, whats the point?. But… if you do use it right, you will have the edge on everyone around you right now and everyone you run into later on…unless you find someone who already knows about those Wakefield Doctrine people, don’t worry about nothing, you won’t, cause they’re probably sitting in front of a computer somewhere indoors.
What the hell good is something if it doesn’t: a) get you more of what you want, b) let you take less of what you don’t want or c) get you laid? Huh? What!
I was such an ugly kid that when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.
(Rodney Dangerfield)
But you better pay attention…this Doctrine thing is good, you need it and we have it…pretty simple, isn’t it?
Real quick:
- you see people the way that you do, the way that they are (for you…)
- people see you the way that they have to see you, and that’s because of the way they are…
- the trick is…you are both right
- the Wakefield Doctrine lets you know how the other person thinks that the world works…maybe the same (as you) and maybe different
- if you know how they think the world works that gives you an edge over them, ’cause they don’t know that there are other ways to see things…like the leopard can change his spots.
- …and the best part is, chances are, they don’t know why you know what you know…they think you believe them!
So there ya go. The Wakefield Doctrine. good tool…fun thing to do and a whole world of people who will never see it coming. Have fun!
