Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)
“…so! are you ready for the big storm?”
…friendly and caring, inviting and (somehow) enthusiastic words floated across the office yesterday morning. It was our newest rogerian agent, on the phone to a client. I was at my desk, in the corner (windows on 2 sides, but the corner nevertheless), and this simple phrase totally commanded my attention. ‘That is so rogerian!’ was my first thought. Following thoughts were:
- god! what a loud voice
- his voice is not conveying alarm or fear, there is an un-mistakable promise of excitement or maybe, even better…. shared excitement
- … coming from a scott, it would have been heard more like, ‘hey, have you been working out?’ (scottian female) or, ‘what’s that perfume you’re wearing?’ (male scott)
So what does the Doctrine tell us about this little snippet of a part of a telephone conversation? Two things:
- as a clark I’m hearing only the words (but, because I’m fluent in the principles of the Wakefield Doctrine, I could not help but to be drawn to the tone of the words being spoken by the roger)
- to a roger there is something going on that, as a clark, I would not understand, although, as a clark, I might be enticed/charmed/convinced by the message that I was over hearing
- I need to remember that even though we (me, the rogerian agent, the putative listener on his phone) live in a common world, the everyday world of weather reports and telephones and approaching rainstorms, the Doctrine charges us to remember that our experience of these events, (how they ‘manifest’ to us as clarks and scotts and rogers), can be as different as cats and dogs, ghosts and bridges
From this 7 second, overheard half-a-phonecall, we can infer: rogers ‘enjoy’ preparing for challenges, the more ‘common’ the experience, i.e. a hurricane or a blizzard or an upcoming exam or a national holiday, the more enjoyment there is to be had; the ‘enthusiasm’ in the voice of our roger, (in today’s example), conveys both a challenge, an invitation and an attempt at seduction… “hey, that rain is really coming down, …come here often?”
So we have an insight into the worldview of the Herd, an artifact* to add to our collection: the virtue of preparing and preparedness.
As we know, in the personal reality of the roger, there is a Right way and there are a bunch of other ways. For the most part, rogers seek to learn/discover/find/practice the Right way, if for no other reason than, that (the Right way) exists in the same form for everyone, therefore it represents the highest form (of an act or action).
rogers, if they do nothing else, strive for perfection. The virtue in preparation is found in the element of ‘common practice’…. the over-crowded supermarket the day before the Blizzard of the Century… I’ve always wondered why there is such an element of ….celebration in the air. It’s because the grocery store is full of rogers engaging in practice of preparation… buying bread and milk is only the outward activity, the source of the energy and excitement is that the Herd is engaged in a common effort.
(Hey! new Readers? I often warn people about, how once you get to the point where you can see the clarks, scotts and rogers in your life, you will be unable to not see the clarks, scotts and rogers in your life. Lets add another level to this advisory. Today’s Post is an example of how much there is going on around us that is so interesting… become fluent in the principles of the Wakefield Doctrine and you’ll never have to watch reality TV again!)
* an ‘artifact’ is a word or phrase that provides an insight into a worldview, these are rare and incredibly valuable. Examples: ‘referential authority’ and ‘the security of expectations’ ( thanks, Kristi)
Is that your desk at work? It is your desk… you look out on a strip mall or a garage? Cant tell… lucky you have a job where you get out a lot… I got nothin’ doctrinese for ya other than that is the desk of some clark even if its not yours. Too stark to be a rogerian occupant.
strip mall (no, not the good kind of strip…mall)
and yes, is my desk…. and (equally yes) very spare a laptop, a stapler and a tape dispenser (no, no photos or awards or anything that would tell a passing stranger that a person with a life and friends and family occupied it…and yet, it is the stuff of office legend that no one is to sit at the desk (or otherwise mess with my stuff) when I’m not there…. one of the interpersonal accomplishments that I am most proud of… workplace-wise.
hey! vidchat tomorrow?
Hmmm. I guess they’d be the ones with tins lined up in the pantry alright!
I had half a thought today about the three on a cycle path when a pedestrian gets in the way…
Scott – yells at the dumbass pedestrian to move their fucking ass off the cycle path
Roger – rings the bell
Clark – cycles off the cycle path, AROUND the pedestrian and curses them inwardly with the fire of a thousand suns
lol
perfect
scotts yell…. it is them that is what causes change in the world around them
rogers ring the bell…. through intermediary devices (or laws or scriptures or offices or fame)….referential authority always!
clarks… like they say, ‘if you can’t join them, pretend you’re enjoying it anyways….
I completely understood that! :D
I would want to choose the action of the Clark, but would eventually opt for the bell-ringing because it would be the more “appropriate” thing to do.
“the virtue of preparing and preparedness”
I don’t know a single roger who does not “value” being prepared. “Value” is my word for it. I bet if you asked a roger, Kristi?, he/she would not say it was a “value” at all. To a roger it simply is a component of their worldview (and figures quite prominently.)
The other half to being prepared is the concept of “surprises”. rogers do not like surprises.
When there is a tornado warning or an earthquake, Scotts have to pee. Or maybe not ALL Scotts?
good point!
remember, the example is based on ‘common and predicted, somewhat slowly developing threats’… (ask any dog owner, if a dog is overwhelmingly frightened what are they most likely to do?)
OK, in your supermarket scenario, I would definitely want to be situated with appropriate milk, bread, and other “necessities” for a big storm (an ample supply of Diet Coke, for example, and popcorn). However, I would very likely try to find a way to beat everyone else to the store so I could avoid having to be there with the crowd. It’s why I prefer to shop on Friday nights.
Love the Scott/dog having to pee thing!