Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)
(thanks out to Jean (gin-nay) and zoe and D and L and them) You, dear Reader have, no doubt, that voice that clarks have as a constant companion, the one that says, ‘hey dude…they’re laughing, quit while you’re ahead, man! you’re only making it worse.’) Hearing from the aforementioned people in the last Post, definitely makes a difference to me. Of course, now I get to continue with this adventure, and you Readers? you have only yourselfs to blame.
So you think that you’re a clark1
Having a morning of fantasy hangover. Thats where, say yesterday, I found myself in the mood for a good fantasy. Having some time, seeing how it was snowing and all, I set up a fun fantasy and hit ‘Play’. Sat back (metaphorically speaking, of course) and entertained myself for a few hours. Trouble is, this morning comes and it’s time to get back to work and I’m all, “..ok it’s time for work, but what say we run the last chapter (or two) of yesterday’s ‘show’. …and I’m like, “er clark, time to go to work. put away the stories, ya gotta focus here, dude”.
hey! anyone (else) do that?2
A bunch of interesting things goin on out among our friends…
Christine has a new recipe!
Don’t Ever Say I Don’t Listen to My Readers
Denise is busy channeling ‘Ghost Story’ and has a good Halestorm vid
Yes. “Here’s to us….”
zoe …well, not exactly yesterday but still
IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS…
…and…she not only had a Post… but it was a Guest Post writing gig
Wacky Wednesday – it’s ME!!
alright time for me to go relocate the amassed frozen water
1) new feature: I don’t admit this to everyone, but… there are times when I think to myself, ‘wait a minute, clark this can’t be right. sure I know what my worldview is and I’m comfortable ascribing (it’s) characteristics to the world at large (as being a description of the worldview of a clark. But maybe they’re all just saying they agree because… they’re humoring you and such’** So I thought, lets really push the envelope and see how good this Doctrine-based insight into the character of your personal reality really is….
** ego? in a clark? yeah, but we have the weakest of egos!!
2) no, roger I don’t mean have a fantasy or daydream… this is an order of magnitude more… involving! but hey! thanks for coming and playing our little game, if you go with Starr3 here, she’ll show you out and make sure you get your gift before leaving.
3) well, how fuck should I know? I got ready to hit ‘publish’ and she was there… you tell her that she can’t play lol
About clarkscottroger
OMG you make me laugh so much… Im not even sure why…other than the pure tangential rants you entertain! Im referring to #3… thanks for the shout out as well… I saw two of those posts now I want to gety to the others… next client awaits so I will have to return… Z… love the photo… SO THAT’S what a revolution looks like huh?
… that’s right! you’ve met Starr lol
hey if I can be Fritz Perls maybe I can be Mr. Natural, ya know?
oh gawd not fritz anyone but fritz…clarks will never subscribe to practice like fritz… youd be better off as Mr-did-you-ever-eat-a-pine-tree-Gibbons.
zoe
lol (yeah, but he was such a scott…at least back before Esalan!) remind me to write a post on the tragic effects of aging on male scotts… (female scotts get better as they get older, the same, unfortunately cannot be said for their Y Chrome counter parts)
Well YEAH! Heck right!
( plus all the stuff that Zoe said! And more!!!)
jny!!! xox
oh! oh! don’t forget the fringed jacket!
Flower power, free love and (apparently) whatever I wrote earlier ;)
I love when it gets confusing in here. What’s the gift from Starr? Not sure I want it…
Lizzi
yeah! hippies chicks (the clarklike girls were leading the fashion decisions… the scottian girls were capitalizing on them*).
sorry, the ‘gift’ reference was an un-supported inference dating back to the days I was in the timeshare business…everyone who attended a sales tour was entitled to a free gift.
hey! Lizzi whats with the new… ‘address’ the google+ thing…will follow the bread crumbs (you are so the Wakefield Doctrine internet trailblazerette)
*yeah, like clothing gets in the way of a scottian female… ha ha
In the gifting days I acquired more than one set of lousy steak knives.
zoe
don’t forget the Home Entertainment System and the Bentley Travel Luggage*
* that they felt it necessary to make clear in the name that it was, in fact, luggage is telling.
*opens eyes nice and wide* Guess I just wasn’t born yet…
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You might want to actually name the fantasy thing you are hung over from. Someone, not me, might let his mind go in a wrong direction with the inferences and parentheses and the no details. :)
Thanks for the shout-out!
Christine
“well it’s this thing where I…” (wait just a darn minute!! why you scottian females! (ha, ha) nice try I may have written the Wakefield Doctrine at night, but I didn’t write it last night! )
Did someone say something about tan genitals? Morning fantasy hangover is my MO. And afternoon…and evening…
Linda
lol
Christine!! see what you done started!!?
I can neither confirm nor deny that there were tanned genitals in any (major) part of this fantasy… I will however try and find a music vid that will reinforce the visual that you have so kindly provided us…with
Linda, my dream (over at Marcia’s) should help you with that…
Thanks for the plug. (don’t go there Linda!)
I really like that Halestorm vid. Simple. Replete with proper emotion. Catchy little hook.