(as-yet-untitled) Series: Part 1 the Wakefield Doctrine, a little backstory for our experiment and the singing of the moth | the Wakefield Doctrine (as-yet-untitled) Series: Part 1 the Wakefield Doctrine, a little backstory for our experiment and the singing of the moth | the Wakefield Doctrine

(as-yet-untitled) Series: Part 1 the Wakefield Doctrine, a little backstory for our experiment and the singing of the moth

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

While we wait for Readers to submit a Title for our current series of Posts (which will undertake to demonstrate the value of the Wakefield Doctrine as a tool for self-development), a little ‘backstory’ will serve to establish the context of our little experiment.

The subject of Trial is yours truly: (male) clark with (strong)secondary scottian and (disconnected) tertiary rogerian aspects. The backstory is not so much a biographical exposition as it is meant to provide the context against which we test the Wakefield Doctrine’s practical value as a tool to facilitate self-development ( of myself).

On June 13th I will be flying to Ft Worth Texas to attend a conference/convention for real estate agents. I will be there until the morning of the 16th, whereupon I will engage in a Doctrine Roadtrip as a part of the trip home. The convention is comprised of educational events and programs as well as display of products and services by Vendors serving the industry. The organizers (of the convention) are marketing this event as an opportunity to network with other agents and companies that can be a source of new business. The core value is this ‘new business’ that can be produced by making the right contacts.

The Challenge/Problem: I am a clark. (If your response to this statement is anything other than a good-natured chuckle and a “oh!  damn, dude what the hell?” then you need to go to the Table of Contents and read about clarks, scotts and rogers or write a Comment addressed to one of the DownSprings and they will be happy to explain it to you, me I’ll be musing, “tell me about it! But it’s the Wakefield Doctrine...this is gonna work!”

So where does that leave us?

  • I am ‘clark enough’ to know that, left to my natural tendencies, I will not network properly or otherwise make the business connections that are the reason for (my) spending the time and the money to go to Texas;
  • I am a ‘Progenitor clark‘ enough to know that the principles of the Wakefield Doctrine contain the solution to this problem/challenge (and)
  • I am experienced in the world enough to know that, if we expect you, the Reader to believe that the Wakefield Doctrine can do all that we say it can do, then we damn well better demonstrate it.

So here we are: the (as-yet-Titled) Series of Posts, that will set out to prove the efficacy of the Wakefield Doctrine.

We will end Part 1 here. Be sure to come back for the next in the AYU Series of Posts Part 2!

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Well, what exactly do you want to know? Whether I am a clark or a scott or roger? If you have to ask, then you need to keep reading the Posts for two reasons: a)to get a clear enough understanding to be able to make the determination of which type I am and 2) to realize that by definition I am all three.* *which is true for you as well, all three...but mostly one

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  1. RCoyne RCoyne says:

    It’s a nice world to be in where your second career can include cool spooky covers of your own megahits, with Ms. Kraus on the left flank. I saw Band of Joy at Foxwoods, and after the diehards stopped screaming and left in protest ( this is bullshit, man…) , they did four nice old Zeppelin covers in this same style. Not done on purpose, just the way the setlist was written. T- Bone Burnett playing guitar, BTW, whom I count as the best damned music producer on the planet.
    Clarks on the road…wonder where the sidetrip will be?

  2. clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

    even more impressive (to have) the original artist be able/willing to come up with a ‘as good as but different’ version of a song…
    ahh the Doctrine Road Trip! sure to surprise and delight, but first a little…. (lol all the guy-type Readers will finish the straight line for this classic joke).

    Seriously, you DownSprings and Progenitors? this upcoming thing (referenced in the AYU Series) is a live take for this here Doctrine here.

    If you want your decedents and grandchildren to visit you in the Old Folks Home to ask you if you really ‘were there when they proved the Doctrine‘ ( “Mommy? Can we go home now? This place smells like pee pee!”)…we will be asking for your input in the next few days.

  3. Steve Crabtree says:

    That chick is HOT! I’ll write a song for the Wakefield Doctrine. I’ll call it WD-40, and people will wonder what it is all about out of curiousity – then I will explain how songs make you feel good about being a Roger. Or A Scott.

    Did you know? The Brits call sex a good ‘rogering”/!. That’s plus points for a Roger. She needs a good ROGERING! But, enough about sex, song in the works. Maybe get .40 cent to sing it. That’s 50 cents brother, I can’t afford 50 cent, but his brother I can.

    yeah, a good song about the WD. See the connections? WD + 40 cent. WD-40. Makes perfect sense.

    Crunk to the sickness.!

    SC

  4. Steve Crabtree says:

    It’s proven that old people do smell bad.

    Might be the Old Spice or just Old Fart.

    Something to look into.

    SC