Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers )
It is Saturday, and that means time for the Wakefield Doctrine Saturday Night Drive! …you can call a simple phone number and hear the dulcet tones of ‘hazel’ (our new pet name for the warm, yet sexy, calculating, scottian-teeth-headed-for-the-jugular, machine generated voice) saying, “talk to a Progenitor, talk to a DownSpring, ask questions about the Doctrine…. you can even ask for a hat, for your damn head…”
…on the road to the Ocean ( we are on Narragansett Ave approaching the intersection with Caswell St)
the famous Seawall and (nearly equally famous) sea
Action Photos!
At this Point (in the Drive), our first Callers are startin to dial in… usually DS#1 followed by Molly (with) Alex ‘bringing up the rear’… Ms AKH and DownSpring glenn are most likely in the car!
The famous Knowles Ave and Pt Judith Rd intersection… ( Michelin Rated 5 Star as ‘the mostly likely place those Doctrine people will get they-selves in a damn traffic accident’. )
Cusine de Sea Creatures!
(we almost always drive into this Parking Lot and, for reasons not yet fully understood, this is usually the point in the Drive where things get weird… (all right weirder) but a part of that phenomenon is related to the next photo…)
See that corner window?? that is the famous “window on the worlds” corner booth of the Restaurant ( George’s of Galilee’s Mighty Tasty Dead Sea Creatures and Grille ) If curious, call us! (Thanks to Alexandra, ‘fo de muse’ on this one!)
So there you have it! …a pictorial guide to the Wakefield Doctrine Saturday Night Drive. You can surely call us tonight, provided that:
- you have a desire to hear about a really fun and useful personality theory
- you have figured out the number to call…and the (nearly) secret access code (it’s in this here blog here somewhere*)
- you are free at 8:oo pm EST tonight
the Doctrine tells us that the answer to the previous question is:
- if you are a scott the answer is: ‘Yes’ and
- if you are a roger the answer is: ‘Yeah, but‘
- and if you are a clark the answer is: ‘6’
* what are you looking here for? You really think we are going to make it that easy? What do you take us for, a bunch of clarks? well, sorry sport ( or sportina), ain’t gonna happen! You want the number to call? then frickin find it your-own-damnself or…..
…or write us a Comment and we will Post it right down there in the Comments section, where even a roger can’t miss it!
About clarkscottroger
It is great to see some pictures of where what you are talking about! Except, this time of year it is dark by the time of the call anyway… of course that makes the restaurant more interesting.
We thought it would make things interesting to have images to correspond to the verbal description of the geography… now the restaurant thing…that is going to take some ‘splainin and the funny thing about is that (the story behind it) is clark-level weird but DownSpring glenn enjoys it as well… go figure!*
Looking forward to tonight’s Drive… outside chance of DownSpring Joanne giving us a call and hell maybe some of our Swedish friends will give us a shout ( or a ‘skriker‘ ) lol
*despite being a scott of the first water, glenn can address the window on the worlds, must be a lingering effect of his encounter with the rabbit.