Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers ). Special Edition of the Phucked-Up Pfriday! We are practising with the page layout ( yeah, scott  thats very amusing…) So lets get right to it, explanatory, exculpatory, indemnitory explanations to follow…

	…so whats the problem?	…the Doctrine sez
	Too many rogers with not enough to do…	Believe it or not, listen to your scottian instinct to avoid being trapped by the herd!
	them short-sighted scottian capitilistinas	Listen to your inner-clark, find ways cut back on your use and direct it towards one oil Company that you find a personal reason to believe are behind the huge conspiracy to make your life even more challenging
	you can hear the projectile-mooing of the findamentalist rogers off in the distance	…like politicians don’t have enough things to screw around with…the more interesting question is who is the clark/scott/roger…
	children, more and more of them every day	adopt! (…a puppy, they are much better behaved and appreciative… what scotts can be if raised in the wild, lol)

Hat? Did I hear someone say, “Do you still have those wonderful Wakefield Doctrine, the kind where I can be immediately identified, cause my type will be in red?”
Why yes we do and tomorrow night on the Wakefield Doctrine Saturday Night Live Drive we will give away five (5) of those little darlins!