Welcome! It is ‘comic sans’ day again, here at the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers ) and we all know what that means!
That is Correct! It means that today, with this here Post here we will be all about providing useful, low-stress, high-value Advice, intriguing photos and a music video or two. So read along and see if you don’t feel better today for reading about clarks, scotts and rogers. (Hey, is it just me or has the world gotten a little extra annoying in the last three days or so? Nothing too obvious, just a few more people driving 60 mph in the high-speed lane, maybe a Customer Service Person having a bit more attitude than usual, even your computer/smartphone or what have you acting up. Just recently. Let us know if you are experiencing the same increase in aggravation this week.)
But now on to our relaxing, comic sans-enhanced Post. (btw: this is being done ‘on the fly’ so anyone want to add to the Content, let us know and we will re-write this Post to incorporate your thoughts, reflections and whatnot). Think about it! An easy way to see your thoughts ‘in print’ so effortless even DownSpring glenn could do it!
As promised, the Three Ways to have a Better Week:
One. Stop reading or watching the News and the Weather (it’s alright to watch the Sports ‘News’ as long as it is not a story about a delay of game due to natural disaster).
Two. Watch the following film clip.
Three. What? hey, lighten-up, yo
Historical Note for the second video here, the one by Deep Purple: You know that great movie, “This is Spinal Tap’? it was a documentary. In the ‘Lazy’ video, watch for the band members wandering around the stage, drinking beer and seemingly just setting up their equipment on the stage that appears to be in a hockey rink…
First some musci we have used before:
About clarkscottroger
AA-AA-GG-HHHH!
Ahem, yes. It is a true thing. There is something “in the air” these last few days. This morning in particular was extremely aggravating. Was working on a new post over at the other place when suddenly, in the midst of creative thought, riding a train of particular thinking, I was completely derailed. And so the “creative” cargo got dumped and now is strewn along the tracks. (cargo is posted as it lay).
….could it be anything can happen Tuesday? Yeah, that’s it…
I have been grumpy and brooding all week. Maybe it is pity for the Japanese. They are such an advanced civilization. They don’t go to the beach…the beach comes to them. But, seriously, folks…Not sleeping well this week. Traffic has been more aggravating. People who are normal size assholes are enormous assholes this week. Celtics have lost 3 out of their 4. Universe is out of kilter. Geo-rhythms have been disrupted by the earthquake. Someone suggested to me that we should pray for the people of Japan. I replied that it seemed foolish to ask God to undo what he just fucking did. I suggested we elect a new God who is kinder. Like, Jimmy Carter. He wouldn’t have sent an earthquake to those people in the first place. He’s too nice a guy. And he would give all those people peanuts. People like peanuts. Anyway, I agree. The universe is more annoying this week. Fuck you, universe!
A pity that yesterday, in my workplace (such that it is at the moment), I found myself having to harness some rather impressive scottian energy. OOOO (rhymes with “who”) watch out! Had I not possessed clarklike discipline and restraint there would have been a voice over the loudspeaker: “Clean up at register 1.” (and then the police would have taken me away)
Energy is energy isn’t it? It’s what we do with it that is key(and damn did I miss out on a bunch of it) .
Is this annoying week a result of simple, misdirected energy by a whole lot ‘o scotts?
No.
(Simplest answer to your question about energy of scotts) because as we all know, “they are animals, let them loss their souls”
But there is something to the notion that that much energy cannot exist without having a ripple effect somewhere. Is that why I received a call this morning, out of the blue, from a law firm I applied to months ago?
It’s (energy) got to go somewhere, yes? It must be directed. Directed and “invested” properly otherwise it disappears like early morning fog.
(this would be a good time for other clarks out there to contribute to the conversation. but they won’t.
we know the scotts have moved on.
the rogers? most likely they are shaking their (damn) heads (with dialogue boxes suspended above) thinking “there they go again those darned clarks and their psycho babble”.)
worse than that…the scotts will mutter things about psycho-babble, the rogers will nod encouragingly and say something that sounds positive but ends with words (to the effect of) ‘don’t get your hopes up’…(yum…yum)
They are, afterall the ultimate conservators. If something exists now, a priori you cannot suggest changing/improving/building upon it.
They like them timelines just as they is…
crank up the volume and look (only) to your Death for advice…