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Wakefield Doctrine Here. The theory is called: clarks, scotts and rogers. It will help you. It will set you free.

(better now, all of out the system now.  such a drive to Wakefield we had!)

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers).

Feliz Año Nuevo, las perras! Trust all are well out there, good annual festivities, but even New Years has(have?) to end and we have so much work to do!  Let’s get right to it!

This being Sunday (that) makes yesterday Saturday which, as we all know means a trip to Wakefield. For those of you just joining us, if you would take the time to answer a couple of quick ‘survey type’ question, you can really help us out here as we look for the best and most user-friendly way to present the Wakefield Doctrine. We need to tell all new Readers and Visitors this:
the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers) is:

  • a way to look at how people act and how their personality can tell you what they might do
  • there are three personality types: clarks, scotts and rogers
  • these ‘personality types’ are about how the person sees the world, not a list of what they do
  • how a person sees the world tells you everything about their behaving, past, present and future
  • we all are born with the potential to see the world as a clark or a scott or a roger
  • at an early age we settle into one of these (three)
  • we never lose the other two (ways of seeing the world) but we are mostly one type
  • when you start out with this thing of ours, most people say, “hey, I am one type sometimes, but then the other type other times
  • …perfectly normal, that just shows you that tho you might be a scott, you can imagine how the world looks to a clark or a roger
  • the description of the three types is gender and culture neutral…a clark is a clark no matter what country they are in… a scott in a dress…you get the idea
  • when you try the Doctrine out, you will see the rogers out there first, then the scotts then the clarks
  • we have (nearly free) hats for you damn heads…and maybe T shirts

Okies, that is the information we want the First Time Reader to have easily available when they come to this site for the first time. The question we have is:

So, if you don’t mind taking a quick second, really appreciate it.

Last night was Wakefield night. Very excellent drive. Nearly the whole gang be there! (hey Joanne! let us know next Sat night you have time to be on the phone, yo). What? oh, sorry. The thing is this, on Saturday Night glenn and me pile in the car and drive around Wakefield (the real, civic entity not the mental construct) discuss current events centered on the Doctrine; annywaay  the car has a bluetooth capability and the phone has conference calls capacity of 2 lines in and AKH is a short drive to Wakefield…see where this is going?

New Years Day (evening) glenn in backseat, AKH riding shotgun, Progenitor roger and DS#1 in the dashboard…high-fidelity, high-tech, ‘what-hath-god-wrot’ drive through Wakefield. Damn. You should been there. 
Topics covered: screenplay ideas (can’t give away the ideas, ya gonna have to buy a ticket like everyone else), formats for presenting the Doctrine including video tape and (from the Progenitor a very excellent suggestion i.e. cable TV community access program(!) (and for the record…your next question?  Wayne was a roger, Garth a clark…but you had that already, non?), web cams, and finally car seats! Very productive session and we stopped at only one green light and ran (only) one red light. Not bad! Hey, learn your Doctrine and participate and we damn-well gonna invite y’all on the drive.

Is all for now….oh yeah, New Readers?  we do this video thing in these here Posts here…no rhyme or reason  just ’cause.

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clarkscottroger About clarkscottroger
Well, what exactly do you want to know? Whether I am a clark or a scott or roger? If you have to ask, then you need to keep reading the Posts for two reasons: a)to get a clear enough understanding to be able to make the determination of which type I am and 2) to realize that by definition I am all three.* *which is true for you as well, all three...but mostly one

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  1. Mel says:

    I imagine that it was one of those car rides future generations will speak of in the same terms as the Sun sessions or the first U.S. show by the Police. Within a matter of years, no less than 400 people will have been in the car at that brainstorming session, eating licorice vines from the dome light (“We were there the night they came up with the TV show”).

  2. clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

    yeah…(to contribute my generations version of that):

    …”gods honest truth, I swear…you look at the crowd…Hendrix’s morning set…you can see me right there! walkin away…that was me!!”*

    We did all agree that you need to join us on a drive…consenus was sometime in spring…hopefully we will have worked out the audio-video recording issues…plus waiting til spring might spare you some potential embarrassment.
    …at the accident scene, eyewitnesses reported hearing “at least 7 people” speaking from inside the wreck…Reliable sources confirm that one of the passengers claimed to be from “Michigan”…no word on his whereabouts at this tiime…

    *for my generation there was only one place to have been in/at, that being Woodstock, of course. Fortunately with the mud and all…and the endless, endless ‘man-on-the-street’ interviews: …almost totally comprised of expressions of “wowness” , “man” and, of course, “far out”

  3. RCoyne RCoyne says:

    A nice ride in the dashboard on Saturday. Just a little cramped, being stuffed in by the fusebox. Jeez, I hope that was the fusebox… talk about riding in coach. Anyway, there was an intriguing sense of time- traveling mixed into the festivities. Everyone sounded exactly like themselves ( you’ll all be relieved to know) in spite of the space/time continuum being in a bit of a flux. I’m still expecting clam cakes at any moment, and we’ll need a second battery for the blue thingy.
    I have yet to be accused of being overly cryptic this year, so here is a list of things I just mentioned that readers from around the globe will not understand;
    Time traveling- you’ll only get that if it’s ever happened to you. Sorry.
    Space/time continuum- ( see above)
    Flux- a more polite English way of saying SNAFU, which is an American way of saying…
    Clam cakes- a Rhode Island delicacy. Just picture a lump of undercooked dough, about the size of a tennis ball, with dead fish in it. Kind of makes you want vacation here, doesn’t it?
    Blue thingy- for the electronically challenged, a thing that is blue, that magic voices emanate from.
    And there you go- just wanted to start the new year in absolute clarity.

  4. Downspring#1 says:

    Yes, Mel it was! As a matter of fact, I offered the possibility that one day (after the movie has been released to favorable reviews) there will be a movement whereby young people and the young at heart will find “their own damn selfs” engaging in drives about their own “Wakefields” on Saturday nights:)

    It was a nice ride RCoyne. Everyone did sound like they always did. Was it live or was it Memorex?:) Kinda spooky……
    Think I am getting used to being a disembodied entity residing within the dashboard of an automobile.
    Hm…if I hear anyone say “open the pod bay doors, Hal” then I might be in a bit of trouble…….